#I’m not advertising

[xx-sketchy-xx]

You have peaked me interest..

And you’ve peeked his!

[hamletthedane]

I keep seeing ads for cotton candy flavored vape pods on tumblr and it made me wonder…

Why/Why not in the tags?

I’m interested because I feel like when I was in high school/college in the mid-10s, almost nobody smoked - even if you otherwise had some pretty hard vices. I think it was considered not really worth it for something with such a small buzz. But now, idk. Maybe the advertisers are right to target people here because it’s just that popular again??

(Reblog for a bigger sample size etc etc.)

[noodles-and-tea]

This is what the inside of my ears look like every Tuesday :)))

[passingbypainfullyaware]

Look I know that Ryan Reynolds is an absolute marketing UNIT because now I will forever associate Honda odysseys with deadpool and wolverine doing the nasty.

[izzystizzys]

There is a scratch mark on the floor of the Council chambers that Mace has never noticed before. Not a deep one, mind, quite shallow. This matters because it’s making the white-hot pulse of agony stabbing through his eyeballs ebb momentarily. Then, he chances a glance upwards at the fidgeting Knight in front of them, and it returns in full force.

Huh, he’s never seen Oppo Rancisis’ face turn that colour before.

“Hmm”, Master Yoda hums, deep and scratchy. His expression is unreadable even to Mace beyond a baseline gremlinness, and the force with which he grips the edges of his seat is making his bones creak. Master of the Order you should become, they said. Follow the calling of the Force, you should. A fulfilling purpose, it will be. Mace is going to hunt the little goblin for sport when this is all over, and he’s going to laugh the whole time.

“Show us the livestream again, could you, Knight Parvo?” Yoda asks. Mace bursts a capillary, he’s pretty sure, and so does poor Knight Parvo, whose orange Mon Cala skin tips all the way into blood red with stress. “Most unusual, this is.”

“Absolutely not!”, Ki Adi intervenes before Mace has to, thank the Force for little mercies. Plo Koon’s tusks tremble slightly with either suppressed laughter or abject horror, maybe both, and Stass Allie has her head in her hands. “The holo stills should be enough”, Ki Adi proceeds to add, and Mace has to reconsider all feelings of grace he just felt towards his fellow Councillor.

He never wants to watch Yoda zoom in on someone’s abs again. Or Depa raise her eyebrows at the curve of thighs bent over the dripping front of a speeder.

“Speeder Wash For Our Troops”, his former padawan reads out loud from a still of what has to be hundreds of the things gathered in the public senate parking lot. “Fund Our Boys And Get A Wet Seeing-To!” The series of images features dozens of Coruscant Guard troopers in various stages of unkitted, gleaming and shining with soap suds and water. The fact that the whole thing is also massive shatterpoint after massive shatterpoint is, quite frankly, insulting.

“Well hello- oh dear”, Obi-Wan’s blue form crackles to life in his chair, followed by several sounds of choking that are definitely not him. Good, Mace thinks acidly. If he has to deal with this, then so does kriffing Skywalker. “I’m sorry, why am I looking at Commander Thorn using a washrag like a lasso on top of a speeder?”

“Oh, the Guard’s little fundraising project”, Bail Organa says, as he steps into the Council chambers. Normally, Mace likes the man well enough. Now, he just smiles and adds on, “I’ve already donated, in mine and Breha’s name. Remotely, of course.”

“The Guard’s fundraising speeder wash?”, Obi-Wan repeats, edges of his holo form flickering with what Mace suspects is Skywalker very unsubtly trying to edge in. Force, but the man really is horrible at any and all stealth, like kissing his secret wife in an open arena in front of his Master. “And they are fundraising for…?”

“GAR budget allocations have to come from somewhere”, Organa shrugs. “And with the tide of public opinion turning, they’ve been tending towards cuts. The Guard feels them more keenly than any other sector - they’ve been reduced from half to quarter rations, and medical supplies have not made more than a token appearance in the last draft. The Chancellor has cancelled three consecutive meetings on the matter, and thus it was agreed that a more hands-on approach was needed. Any surplus will go into the Army fund.”

“Surely it can’t be that dire”, Oppo protests, a slightly less concerning shade of purple now. Senator Organa shrugs again, jostling the smattering of cracks slowly building around his person in a way that makes Mace wince quietly. “It’s all publicly available data, Masters.”

It really can be that dire, as it turns out. And quarter rations is only scratching the surface of how dire, considering the Guard has apparently never had access to bacta in all their posting, and also includes requisitioning forms available to the Senate for reconditionings and decommissionings, two words Mace has only heard Ponds whispers amidst shuddering in the early days of the war before Shaak Ti went off and just about tore some throats out over it.

“Alright”, he concedes, rubbing at his temples. “Fair enough, we have failed to tackle a massive blind spot in the Guard’s well being. There is no Jedi assigned to Coruscant, and that’s an oversight on our behalf. But how in the everloving kriff did this get past the Chancellor and Commander Fox?!”

Who have both signed, black on white. Bail Organa smiles cryptically. “Well, if you scroll a bit past that one image, up to the industrial speeder in the back - Commander Fox is currently having credits stuffed into his codpiece in the back, I believe.”

“HE’S WHAT IN THE WHAT NOW”, Commander Cody screeches through the speaker of Obi-Wan’s holo image, and Mace has to summon every bit of Jedi-serenity he possesses in his body to keep from dropkicking a cackling Yoda through the chamber windows.

[chloesimaginationthings]

WHAT HAPPENED TO UR JJBA CONTENT 😭😭😭 /NM

Just been into FNAF as of late! I have currently more ideas for it, if the SBR anime is announced at all you can expect me to draw some JJBA again

So I haven’t totally abandoned JJBA! Promise, I’ve mostly been drawing it for my Patreon so head over there if you wanna see it 💗💗

[mossy-paws]

Dreamgraft and Jestergraft (PHIGHTING!)

Hi to my tumblr followers sorry for neglecting you all again I SWEAR I JUST KEEP FORGETTING TO POST ALL OF MY ART LMAO THERE WILL BE A LOT MORE FOOD FOR YOU ALL SOON

anyways,,,, my sons,,, my boys,, my la creaturas,, I don’t think jester is a repost but he may be LMAO but!!! Enjoy these two :3!!!! I’m currently trying to speed run all of my overdue artfight refs so art may be a bit slow once I get all of my doodles and TMA au teasers done! Speaking of the TMA designs also- I’m getting close to being done with a really good chunk of them, so I’ll probably be posting more teasers soon, after I do get all of the lineart bits for them done that’s when I’m going to start coloring all of them (most likely after summer/artfight) so be sure to keep an eye out for those!

[enkimesh-truther]

image via @ xelarale on twitter / @xelarale on tumblr

I’m literally never active on twitter but my friend sent me this picture and… omg! I wrote a fic just like this!

Here is the link if you’d like to read it :)

Happy pride month to all t4t relationships!

[veryluckyclovers]

the birds that would greet you before school in 2005 are still there singing for you

[fukusigma]

Our president is having a casserole problem, and the advertisers show they have a better understanding of French people than he does.

Ikea edition:

Emmaus edition:

[leaky-heart]

I feel like I barely mention it here but did you know I have a patreon ?? And that I post nsfw over there ?? In fact I just finished posting kinktober over there so here’s a little teaser teehee (those are mostly suggestive so I hope. Tumblr won’t nuke this post ! Head over to patreon for cock and balls tho)

[verrixstudios]

Hello people! since mid 2023 We've been devoloping a movie adaption to the legends darkstalker book. but right now we're kinda in a bad spot. we have a good amount of staff but no motivation. So if you're interested in helping with this project. come along and show us what you're made of! Here are the roles we need:

.Background character voices

.Animators

.storyboard artists

.artists in general

.sound designers

.music composers

https://discord.gg/zCcQtzryBc

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Hey guys!! I just joined the server today and it seems like they needed some help looking for people (i think I’m the only one who’s recently applied so far) so I thought I should post it here! Essentially it’s a passion project to make a big ol Wings of Fire animation/movie based on the Darkstalker legends book. (The doodle above is me drawing the Darkstalker design I was shown!)

It looks REALLY cool so I’d love to help it get seen, which is why I asked for them to write an advertisement for me to copy and paste here! Thanks for reading!

[beggars-opera]

Trying to find out if the Mexican place my friend wants to go to has any specials coming up and apparently they are not allowed to exist on Facebook because every time I search Lolita tequila Boston it just helpfully informs me that kiddie porn is illegal and that I should seek professional help

[btstulip]

Are you kidding?!?

While playing “WHO”?!? AND “Seven”?!!! This is getting ridiculous.

If jikook isn’t real, then Bighit is delulu too.

Full video:

THEY SHOWED THEM BRUSHING THEIR TEETH TOGETHER, like a fucking K-drama! IN MATCHING PJS!

I feel like they must be trolling us because not in a million years did I imagine a fucking TEASER like this! I am not okay. I must have snapped under the stress and am imagining things now because this CANNOT be real!!!

Check on your jikook friends because they are not okay.

[mossymandibles]

Ocd is literally destroying my body and my ability to do things I want to do and I still gotta hear every stupid bitch on the planet using it to refer to how they’re anal about their housekeeping/cleaning.

[tender-emotional-music]

Netflix needs to stop promoting ST as a teen show for season 5